And as it goes with a lot of relationships in this show, Travis treating Jimmy like an asshole is only going to cause Jimmy to step it up and prove himself in order to avoid taking more shit throughout his entire time in Texas at the 6666 ranch, as part of the upcoming spinoff. Okay, so while I feel truly terrible for Jimmy having to take an extended road trip with a bully like Travis, Taylor Sheridan is fucking hilarious. Who tries to get car keys out of anything with their mouth, and whose dick has enough empty space and shadows in it for someone to lose their keys in there in the first place?
Unfortunately, he only had jokes about the fourth entry on the list, involving one of the most confounding ways to envision oral sex that I have heard.
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“Learn how to suck a dick like you lost your car keys in it.”īeth delivered some A+ wisdom in telling Carter the four ways to get rich in the world, as she leaned hard on the "work your ass off" angle, hoping he would take that to heart regarding his ranch duties. Perhaps breaking the woman's phone was a bit much, considering Beth didn't wholly insult her outright, but the line above was a perfect assessment for all the lurking shit-stirrers in the world right now. In this case, Beth was confronted wayyyy too quickly by a "Shopper Karen" with a cell phone, for lack of a more timely description. and if you don’t want resistance around here, you just mind your own business.”Īnother hoot-and-holler-worthy delivery from Kelly Reilly, as Yellowstone delivered another weirdly socially aware scene involving Beth and another woman. I love how that moment went from thinking a now-annoyed Rip will be in the doghouse (pun) for his "pet" comment about Carter, to him smilingand chuckling lovingly at Beth's vitality. Nobody delivers a message of love like Beth Dutton, which is to say with enough fire behind the eyes to ignite an entire forest. I’ll see you at the house, but fuck you.” And so there is much to love about John's rather simple advice for Jimmy regarding his broken heart. Yeah, she was there with him in the hospital, which doesn't earn her brownie points, since not doing that would have made her more of a monster. I was feeling John's line right here something fiercely, since I'm pretty annoyed that Mia was partially responsible for Jimmy getting back on a horse too early (or at all), and yet she's treating Jimmy like shit now that John is shipping him off to Texas, all while acting like she's the only person who cares about him. Just when Ryan thought he might have had the best slam of the episode, Denim Richards' Colby pulled that monster-slayer of a comeback out of his back pocket, which I also assume contains a big ol' stack of condoms, minus the one he put on to fuck Ryan's world up. “Have you trotted a horse past a mirror lately? ‘Cause you look like a drunk cat trying to fuck a football.” In any case, the latter offered the bemused quote above once Emmett apologized after referring to a fellow landowner as "this fucker." Despite the fact that he'd already said "bastard," "shit," "son of a bitch," and "Cali-fucking-fornia" before that. Gunsmoke veteran Buck Taylor returned to Yellowstone's universe as Emmett Walsh in Episode 403, which is always a joy, and it sent up a truly amusing act of vengeance from the normally more reserved Kayce. “You been speaking French since you got here, Emmett.” Possibly because he understands Walker's pent-uppedness from jailtime, which was so eloquently described above. Although it's interesting that Rip's advice is held only for Lloyd, and that Rip hasn't specifically told Walker to cut the shit yet. Everybody knows it, really, including Rip, who already foresees that situation imploding in fairly violent ways. The Yellowstone character who is seemingly destined to piss off each and every character on the ranch one by one, Ryan Bingham's Walker knows he's grinding the shit out of Lloyd's gears through his sexified relationship with Laramie. You’re lucky I don’t drill a hole in the side of that barn and take it for a ride, too.” And sometimes, all it takes is a kind and encouraging word from a loved one to make somebody feel okay with themselves. John Dutton may be a monument to badassery on the ranch, but after the attack, he's become all the more aware of his mortality and his age.
“I lost faith in damn near everything else, but not your riding.”
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